Around Every Corner, A New Phenomenon: The Orbit at 10

weathered number 10 on glass door
Ten … and feeling the passage of time

The year was 2015—late summer/early fall, probably. Your author was at The Cooper Hewitt Design Museum in New York City[1]. The exhibit was one of those catch-all “items from the collection”-like things—no specific theme, but we’re going to put out a bunch interesting random stuff and, like Lou Pappan, you’re gonna like it.

From across a big gallery room, the voice of a fellow museum-goer was unmistakeable. I didn’t know the guy, but I sure as hell knew his accent. He was super hopped-up over a particular piece that I hadn’t made my way around to yet.

The chair, first introduced as part of the 1939 World’s Fair[2], was formed by a single curled piece of thick glass. With its clean, simple lines and modern industrial materials—somewhere between Bauhaus and The Jetsons—it was as perfect an example of midcentury future-gazing as you’re likely to find. The piece was manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company in, as this man was proud to announce, “The card says Pittsburgh, but that was made in Ford City!”

Turchin/Dierra glass chair manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company
Turchin/Dierra glass chair manufactured by Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company, Ford City, PA. [photo: Cooper-Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum]

The chair went on the list—and that list was already pretty long. Pittsburgh Orbit was in its first year, and we were still figuring out what we were doing. The buffet of things to write about seemed like an inexhaustible supply of unexplored (for me, at least) places, histories, oddball quirks, and un-pointed-out artifacts: Toynbee Tiles, city steps, fish fries, repurposed synagogues, dead malls, and weird pizza were all things that got covered early on. Around every corner, a new phenomenon; in any far-flung outpost, a connection to Pittsburgh.

At that point, I’d been around the metro Pittsburgh block—perhaps more than most—but still never set foot in many city neighborhoods. Towns up and down the river waited unexplored. I was out to change all that—go everywhere within arm’s reach, see everything I could, make this digital publication as deep an exploration of off-the-radar Pittsburgh as it could be.

Two sycamore trees trained and grafted together to form an archway over an entrance sidewalk
The twin sycamores of Sheraden—a city neighborhood I’d not been to previously

With the creation of Pittsburgh Orbit, that casual poking took on a more targeted, express purpose—look at the map, take the afternoon and go somewhere you’ve never been. Chase a story where it looks promising. Go to all those places you’ve heard about, but never actually been to. Always try the local pizza shop.

And when you open your eyes and really start looking, things appear like magic where a younger you would’ve walked right by them. Sure, Mary statues are everywhere, but so is mechanic art and karate art and sticker art. A reader hipped us to sidewalk stamps and finding them became an obsession. We found surprises in alleys and roadside thickets, under bridges and painted on street surfaces.

black and white photo of Andy Warhol lifting weights with Jean-Michel Basquiat looking on and a weight set in the background
Warhol, Basquiat, and a weight set, New York, 1983 (photo: Bart van Leeuwen)

Ten years ago, my friend John was still alive. Among his many kooky interests, he’d done a lot of research to document that a weight set he’d purchased at an estate sale had previously belonged to Andy Warhol. We’d planned to do a story to lay out all the evidence, complete with goofy staged photos of John pumping iron in some ridiculous location. Sadly, we never got to any of that.

Losing John was devastating—especially for his family and the friends who’d known him for decades. It also made the casual feel of much of the work seem very real. These stories, however goofy they can be, are of people and places, the times they lived in and businesses they relied on. They’re precious, delicate things that can disappear before we know it.

man holding open box of pizza with smoke stack and steel mill behind him
Pizza: Monessen style. Orbit pizza consultant Paul with full “tray” of Nuzzaci’s.

And they have. Eating the cloud/sponge pizza from Nuzzaci’s was one of the most extraordinary food experiences this low-budget gourmand has had the pleasure of expanding his waistline over. The basement-of-a-house pizzeria in the Monessen slopes closed in 2022 after 70 years in business.

It’s not alone. In its mere ten years of existence—a pinprick in the tapestry of time—the site has covered businesses and people, ghost signs and art projects that are now gone forever. Chiodo’s was razed to become a Walgreen’s before we started publishing—so we can be excused from that one—but D&G Pizza in Beaver Falls closed just last fall and we never even got to try it. Your author will never forgive himself for missing this opportunity.

colorful abstract designs painted on metal shed panels
One of a kind. Coker art shed (detail), Perry South

While there will always be people doing interesting things—at least, we sure hope so—the number of Nuzzacis or Cokers or Central Parks out there is a finite number. We’ll not be so bold as to assume we’ve reported on everything Orbit-worthy, but after ten years of raking the region, we can say well enough that we’ve exhausted all the easy, medium, and even harder-to-get-to stories. Really juicy features like these don’t come along every day.

Do people want a survey of great men’s room signs?

So where does that leave us? The list—that same list that still has Turchin/Dierra’s glass chair waiting to be reported-on—has a slew of random ideas. We’re sitting on 50 “draft” stories in the hopper. But I’m telling you, they’re either playing to an increasingly obscure set of interests or vastly more difficult to act on. Only Orbit super-fans are going to hang with us through Great Mens Room Signs or Sketchy Law Offices.

exterior of windowless offices of Apple and Apple, Attorneys at Law, Pittsburgh, PA
… how about sketchy law offices?

I’m no less-inclined to go wandering or take pictures, but also pulled in many other directions—responsibilities, sure, but also other creative pursuits. So we’ll see where that takes us.

For now, it’s not goodbye, but more so long. (Is there a difference?) We’ll be back, but with no expectation that it’ll be next week or even next month. Until then, to anyone who read and enjoyed, commented or shared, sent an idea or chuckled at one of our dumb music references, thank you for participating. Now get out there and order some weird pizza before they take that away from us too.


  1. The museum itself has a Pittsburgh connection as it’s situated in the former home of Andrew Carnegie, a mansion on 91st Street, Upper East Side.
  2. https://www.cooperhewitt.org/2015/07/29/the-miracle-of-glass/

Stretched Thin: Loose Limos

white stretch limousine parked against corrugated metal industrial wall, Millvale, PA
Industrial limo, Millvale

Riding in a limousine—or perhaps arriving in a limousine—is the height of elegance. At least, that’s the sales pitch. In car- and celebrity-obsessed America, renting a limousine is an affordable splurge for people on their special day. Put down a couple hundred bucks (I’m guessing?) and you too can be a Kardashian from Carnegie or a Kennedy from, uh, Kennedy.

With but a single phone call—and valid credit card—a very long automobile will ferry you from the church wedding to the reception at the airport Ramada. What happens in the six to twenty-four passenger seats stays in the back, but I’m sure the entire party can pump up the jams, watch a tiny television, or drink champagne—among other activities—in the faux-leather interior all the way to and fro.

limousine parked in gravel lot by simple frame houses
That’s a (gravel) lot of limo, Neville Island

Forty-nine different businesses show up in Google’s listings for Pittsburgh limousine services. Who are the people taking all these fancy trips? Your author is in his mid-fifties and never had the opportunity to ride in a limousine or an occasion that warranted renting one. Despite the sour grapes tone of that statement, he also really feels no need or desire to do so. When I blow money it’ll be at the record store, thank you very much.

1980s-era Lincoln Continental limousine, Conway, PA
Ex-urban limo, Conway

While riding in a limousine may be posh—if only for a brief journey across town—driving one is still very much a working-class job done by real people. All those businesses and independent operators need a place to store the boat-sized vehicles that pay the bills when they’re not idling outside Heinz Chapel or bumping to the club.

These aren’t the kind of cars that fit two-wheels-up-on-the-sidewalk in city neighborhoods or tucked neatly into suburban garages. No, you need some serious real estate to park a 46-foot stretch SUV. People seem to find that room wherever they can—outside industrial buildings and in vacant lots, in alleys and fenced-in compounds.

black limousine by blue picket fence in city neighborhood
Community garden limo, Spring Garden

The Orbit was there to take pictures of them, every time we got the chance. That seems like a fitting theme for this post-New Year’s Eve day when we were at least supposed to have partied like it was 1999 last night.

Whether you were hooping it up in a totally-torqued black Lincoln Town Car or working a jigsaw puzzle with some goofballs from down the block (ahem) let’s cruise into this new year in style … whatever that may mean to you.

limosine parked in overgrown grass with cat on hood
Cat limo, Garfield
silver stretch limousine parked by row houses, Blawnox, PA
Row house limo, Blawnox
black stretch SUV limousine parked outside farmhouse in rural Pennsylvania
Farmhouse limo, Middlesex Township
white stretch limousine with windows broken parked on grassy hillside, Millvale, PA
Limousine graveyard, Millvale
limousine parked by graffiti-covered wall
Made in the shade, Strip District
former limousine van parked on sidewalk
Party bus with a view. Dream’s Luxury Experience, Polish Hill
limousine van parked in alley
What’s “Mine” can be yours. Adonis Limousines, Ambridge
limousine parked inside storage yard surrounded by chain link fence
Chain link limo, Etna
weathered garage for limousine service
A Limousine Service, Sharpsburg
brick wall painted with the word "Limousine"
A Silver Fox Limousine, Neville Island
weathered limousine parked in weeds with window smashed out
Note to self: Limousine Graveyard is a pretty good band name

You’d Better Swatch Out: Paint Color Tests

entryways to side-by-side row houses with paint options added to the wall in-between doors
Row houses with side-by-side paint swatch tests, Lawrenceville

America—whether we like it or not—is getting a new paint job real soon. The next resident of America’s address won’t have the option to literally paint The White House you know, any other color, but he’s already decorating his cabinet in a radical new scheme. Will it be Science Denial Green or Paedophile Pink? Fox News Blue or Menstrual Blood Red? From what color interior walls will the poor housekeeping staff be required to scrub the ketchup stains and diaper odors this time around?

Before … Oakland

You’d think it would be easy to get before and after photos of a big painting project … you’d think. We know right where someone was planning to paint—it must be happening soon, so we’ll just check back when the job is done … right?

Not so fast. You’d be surprised how many customers take the initial leap to get a handful of color splotches painted on the front of their home or business only to let that job linger for months—years even—while they figure out what they want to do and how to pay for it.

brick house after new paint job
… and after. Looks like they went with Option #1. Oakland

So we wait … and wait … and, gosh darn it, we’ve waited long enough! We’re running out of time and someone’s just about to kick over the paint can and put Bevis in charge of the cheerleading squad.

Welcome to your new home, America. We don’t know what it’ll be like when the job is done, but it ain’t gonna look the same.

Kind of like this one just as-is. Lawrenceville
brick wall with many colors of paint tested
So many options! Wheeling, WV
paint swatch test on row house front stoop
Let’s get stoopid! Lawrenceville
paint swatch test on brick wall
This feels political. Bloomfield
numbered paint options on wooden doorway
Green party. Point Breeze
large window with display of paint chips inside
Window swatching. Lawrenceville
numbered paint options on garage cinderblock doorway
Which non-offensive neutral color to choose? Point Breeze
paint options applied to different sections of brick on exterior wall
A little advice: don’t choose white person flesh color for your house. Lawrenceville

Sudden Death, Over Time: Steeler Graves II

cemetery statuary with black and gold rosary
Who hasn’t prayed for a Steelers win? Statuary with black and gold rosary, St. John Vianney Cemetery

If there was any question about the black-and-gold beaded rosary, one only needs to look down. At the foot of the concrete statuary figure in blue (a monk? saint? pious Orbit readers, help this heathen out!) is a grave marker in red granite. Along with the deceased’s name, dates, and engraved rope-like border, is the unmistakeable triple-hypocycloid emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

grave marker with emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers
… if there was any question about the colors in the rosary, St. John Vianney Cemetery

To say that Steelers fans live and die by the team may be an exaggeration, but when a person (or their family, for them) chooses to take that fandom into the infinite, the statement becomes much closer to literal.

Our first story on Steelers Graves was eight years ago—an eternity in the blogosphere!—and while we’ve likely passed way more markers than we’ve collected here, it was time for a re-up. Here we go.

Set in Stone

grave marker with emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers
St. Mary Cemetery
grave marker with team emblem for the Pittsburgh Steelers
Homestead Cemetery
grave marker with emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers
Evans City Cemetery
grave marker with emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers
Most Holy Name of Jesus Cemetery
grave marker with team emblem for the Pittsburgh Steelers
Homestead Cemetery
grave marker with emblems of Pittsburgh sports teams
St. Mary Cemetery
grave marker with emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers
St. Mary Cemetery
grave marker with emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker with emblem of the Pittsburgh Steelers
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker with team emblems for Pittsburgh Steelers, Pirates, and Penguins
Calvary Catholic Cemetery
grave marker with photo of the deceased wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers ball cap
Allegheny Cemetery

Decoration Day

grave marker covered in snow decorated with Pittsburgh Steelers flag
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker decorated with Pittsburgh Steelers flag
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker decorated with Christmas tree and Pittsburgh Steelers flag
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker decorated with Pittsburgh Steelers flag
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker decorated with Pittsburgh Steelers "terrible towel" and team flag
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker with fan item for the Pittsburgh Steelers
St. John Vianney Cemetery
grave marker decorated with Pittsburgh Steelers ball cap
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker decorated with Pittsburgh Steelers "terrible towel"
Allegheny Cemetery
grave marker decorated with Pittsburgh Steelers "terrible towel"
Allegheny Cemetery

The Pizza Chase: To Youngstown! … for Brier Hill Pizza, Where the Sauce is Boss

whole Brier Hill pizza, hot from the oven
What’s red and white and yummy all over? Brier Hill pizza from Avalon Downtown, Youngstown, Ohio

Crunch. In a pizza crust, it’s an underused device. The teeth love to plunge into stretchy, chewy, hot-out-of-the-oven dough—don’t pretend your choppers aren’t salivating at the very suggestion of it. We love chewy. It’s fresh bread’s most distinctive glorious quality, right? Who’d want to crunch when she, he, or they can live inside a luxurious world of steaming hot dough?

As it turns out: Youngstown. That’s who. And with very good reason.

mural of busy street scene including Avalon Downtown restaurant
If only downtown Youngstown had this many people in it. Mural, Avalon Downtown

Just when you think you’ve exhausted the supply of unique, old-school regional pizzas, one comes along to knock the socks off right when the weather was suggesting we might need to put them back on.

Brier Hill, The Internet tells me, was, for much of the 20th Century, Youngstown, Ohio’s Little Italy. Like Larimer, here in Pittsburgh, time and tide, freeway expansion and the closing of Youngstown Sheet and Tube have done their thing to make the neighborhood unrecognizable as an Italian-American enclave today. [Sorry—no photos!]. But at minimum, Brier Hill’s name lives on in a distinct style of regional pizza Orbit staff had to sample, and that we did.

decorative church domes seen over an overgrown hillside
Ghosts of an Italian-American enclave past. Catholic Church domes and forgotten foundation in Youngstown.

Youngstonians! … or is it Youngstowners? Youngstonites? Youngsters? Whatever your collective noun, give this out-of-towner a break. Trying to research Brier Hill pizza from an hour away is not ideal and with only one shot—at least, this time around—picking any single pizzeria was inevitably going to be a too-small sample size.

Sunrise Pizza in nearby Warren, Ohio gets a lot of praise for their Brier Hill, as does The Elmton Bar and a brand new spot called Brier Hill Pizza, both in Struthers. St. Anthony of Padua Church—likely the only outlet in Brier Hill—makes hundreds of pizzas every week as a fundraiser for the parish … but we wanted a place we could sit down and eat it and I’m not sure we could have gotten one anyway. There are pizzerias in suburban Austintown and downriver to Lowellville. But for the taste of Youngstown we wanted to, you know, actually eat the pie in Y-Town. So we went to the downtowningest of them all, to Avalon.

facade and signage for Avalon Downtown Pizzeria in Youngstown, Ohio
Avalon Downtown Pizzeria on W. Federal Street

The pizza differs from its standard American half-siblings in several important ways. First, there’s that crunch to the crust. Avalon calls the crust “focaccia-like” and we’ll not argue with that description. Pittsburghers will recognize its similarity to the par-baked foundations of Ohio Valley-style pizza—think Beto’s or Police Station.

A pizza cook once told me his secret was “Don’t use too much sauce.” That philosophy goes straight out the window in the Mahoning Valley. Brier Hill pizza is poured deep—like buttercream frosting on a wedding cake deep—with thick, spicy tomato sauce. Large slices of green and red bell peppers make up the only other vegetable content.

Finally, there’s no mozzarella on a Brier Hill pizza … and you won’t miss it. You heard me. That sacrosanct contract pizza has with American tastebuds is nowhere to be found. Instead, the Brier Hill pie is finished with a fine dusting of Romano cheese. The order arrives looking like we’re 20 minutes into the first snow of the year, only to dissolve into all that rich sauce as the meal commences.

slice of Brier Hill pizza on a paper plate
A slice of Avalon Downtown’s Brier Hill pizza

The effect? It’s freakin’ delicious! Mrs. The Orbit accurately described the experience as that of dragging your garlic bread through the remaining marinara sauce on spaghetti night. That’s 100% true, but understates the fact that a Brier Hill pizza is no accidental afterthought. It’s a carefully constructed masterwork of simplicity.

That, of course, could be said of just about any pizza. But this one upends the expectations and recalibrates the tastebuds. It also thrills us in that unique way that is only achieved by finding a completely new facet to one of our oldest and dearest friends.


Getting there: Avalon Downtown Pizzeria is at 17 W. Federal Street in Youngstown. It’ll take you a little over an hour to get there from most of Pittsburgh.

Lucky When You Do Your Looking: Outside Art, The Second Dimension

collection of artworks hung on plywood of under-construction building
Millvale’s (unofficial) micro gallery, one of many opportunities to see outside art … if you get there at the right time

Off and on, for the last several years, one of the region’s most secretive art galleries has hidden in plain sight … you just have to know where to look, and get lucky when you do your looking.

Across two faces of an ever-under-construction house in Millvale is a rotating gallery of both discarded / repurposed / found artwork and original, site-specific pieces attached directly to the exterior plywood of the would-be home. It’d be an odd thing to come across anywhere, but here on this side of a side street, up the hill from down, on an out-of-the-way dead-end seems particularly unlikely.

under-construction building with original art added to protective plywood
Flowers and Tyvek, Millvale micro gallery

That phrase, lucky when you do your looking, is so apropos to the pursuit of Outside Art that I think we’ll use it for our title here. How else to describe the ephemeral experience of a chance encounter with art left out—out on the sidewalk, on the front porch, attached to a fence or telephone pole—that may no longer exist by the time you reach the end of the block?

In some cases, outside art is anchored on private property—it’s there for the long haul—but even this, we know, is temporary. The house will sell, residents will move along, time and tide will do their worst to anything left out in our all-four-seasons-will-get-you climate.

For so many others, public display time is measured in days, if not minutes, as any passer-by may take a swipe at the work, or toss it in the bin. So, like so much in life, enjoy it now while you still have the chance.

older garage with original paintings hung on each door
Outside art garage, Garfield
painting of human hands and large aquatic animals outside private home
The hands of aquatic life, Polish Hill
home with paintings of vegetables on front porch
Vegetable tributes, Lawrenceville
painting of American flag with dollar signs for stars
Thi$ i$ America, Garfield
painting of building on wooden board
Tall building, Garfield
painting of patterns that look aboriginal hung on exterior of house
Aboriginal patterns (?) by Jorgé, Upper Hill
painting of birdhouses hung on exterior fence
Birdhouses, Garfield
abstract painting on triangular canvas
The psychedelic triangle! Garfield
artwork of bright flower attached to brick wall of home
Wall/flower, Wilkinsburg

Poles and Fences

painting of violin on fence with message "No violins"
No violins no crying no crying, Bloomfield
pair of paintings of girls with big eyes hung on utility pole
Big Eyes x2, Lawrenceville
painting of two girls with big eyes hung on utility pole
Big eye twins, Lawrenceville
painting of television with message "Blow me up!!" attached to fence
Blow me up!! (But start with your cell phone), North Oakland
painting of palm trees and sunset over ocean hung on exterior fence
Island scene, Upper Hill
small painting of flower on wooden board nailed to utility pole
Pole art flower painting, Strip District
abstract painting hung on chain link fence
A subtle gesture, Lawrenceville

Freebies

painting of dancing skeleton lizard left outside
The ol’ skankin’ skeleton lizard, Lawrenceville
painting of cartoon banana and alien left outside on newspaper box
Banana meets alien, Oakland
unfinished painting left on curbside
unfinished church, Oakland
painting left on park picnic table
Outside/inside, Schenley Park
portrait of older woman left outside
Old portrait and Hot Tamales, Bloomfield

From Metal Dogs to Psychedelic Frogs: Outside Art, Sculpture Edition

sculpture of wooden man sitting on retaining wall
You’d be happy too if you had love in your heart and paint in your hair. Outside art on Mt. Oliver

Relaxing in the sun is a curious figure. Large enough to be an elementary-aged child, the wooden man has a goofy grin, bespectacled eyes, and a red nose. “Dressed” in a patchwork of crazy patterns and colors, he’s very much in tune with the paint-splattered retaining wall he rests upon.

As decoration or mascot for Johno’s Art Studio, Mt. Oliver, the little fellow could be considered anything from advertising shill (if you’re that cynical) to neighborhood character—at least, hopefully people look forward to seeing the little guy as they crest the hilltop. Regardless, he’s an objet d’art that Johno put out for all to see and enjoy.

hanging sculpture of painted messages on wood scraps left in alley
Life advice from P. Miller, Strip District

The art is public, but it’s not public art. It’s on private property—presumably sponsored by the land-owner—but very purposefully there for everyone to see. While the placement is external to a private residence (or business, like Johno’s), this isn’t what people mean when they talk about outsider art.

Outside Art, the term coined by The Portland Orbit, exists in the liminal space between these worlds as a sort-of aesthetic alternative to flag-waving and yard sign messaging. Sure, you could have a perfect green blanket with a killer array of azaleas, but what if you own a six-foot abstract statue with a human head and hand holding a golden bird? Put it out front, man—let the world enjoy that marvelous creation!

abstract sculpture with human head in residential front yard
The head’s doing all right, but the body could use some work, Reserve Township
ceramic sculpture with three human heads outside row house front doors
Triple-header, Polish Hill
sculpture of chicken made from scrap metal
Red rooster, Polish Hill
artwork of disembodied arm and hand
Fingers crossed, Uptown
toy horse and aquarium decoration left on sidewalk
Still life with horse and aquarium cottage, Lawrenceville

Welcome to Frogtown

large sculpture of lizard with colorful scales in residential front yard
The psychedelic lizard of Frogtown, Stanton Heights
metal sculpture of multi-color frog in residential front yard
Coat-of-many-colors frog, Stanton Heights
large sculpture of frog in front yard of home
Frog in the grass, Stanton Heights
sculpture of knight chess piece in the residential front yard
Day for knight, Stanton Heights

Metal Machine Muzak

large sculpture of musician with string bass
Bass player (in a metal band?), Hill District
small statue of dog made from scrap metal
Beware of Rusty the dog, Sharpsburg
abstract sculpture in front of house
Popular mechanics, Hill District
metal sculpture made from scrap metal in front of house
Dog person with owl buddy, North Oakland
large metal sculpture of person with hat
Steel the one, Hill District
former rocking horse lifted high on a pole
The ol’ horse-on-a-pole, Spring Garden

More Heat Than Light: John Lee and Rachel McFarlane David at Unsmoke Systems

portrait of artist John Lee surrounded by dozens of his paintings on cardboard
John Lee is back with artist Rachel McFarlane Davis in a new two-person show at Unsmoke Systems in Braddock this Saturday.

On a big open wall in a former Catholic school in Braddock hangs the largest painting artist John Lee has ever completed. Across its twelve foot span, an array of dancing figures—heads from all over the animal kingdom; bodies straight off American Bandstand—dance, twist, and turn in wild abandon. The painting still doesn’t have a title, but when it does it’ll have something to do with dead oceans and/or Bob Dylan.

painting of figures with human bodies and animal heads dancing by artist John Lee
“People of the Sky and Earth” by John Lee

“I just really like making art,” Lee says in an understatement we’ll not dispute, “If I really love something, I want to do it some more—I don’t feel in control of the process.”

When last we left The Cardboard Caravaggio™, he was long on paintings and short on gallerists willing to host them. The Honor System Art Gallery he set up on a condemned storefront is Garfield is long since gone—the building itself was razed not long after—paintings distributed throughout Hazelwood disappeared just as quickly.

Hand-made poster advertising 2-person art show titled "More Heat Than Light"
You are invited! “Sorry for the Advertisement,” John Lee’s entry to Art All Night this year

This Saturday, though, Pittsburgh will have only its second chance to see John Lee’s work in a gallery setting. This time he’ll have a little more room to spread out than he did at The Silver Apple.

So much room, in fact, that the show is a double-bill with Columbus artist Rachel McFarlane David, an old friend and collaborator of Lee’s. David’s lovely detailed drawings and folk art-inspired wood-carvings will share wall space with Lee’s loose-limbed disco-dancing and yoga-flexing bird people and plaid-skinned omni-eyed “everyman.”

intricate drawing of flowers and vine-like greenery by artist Rachel McFarlane David
drawing by Rachel McFarlane David

More Heat Than Light, the name for the combined show, came with a backstory way deeper than your author had anticipated. There’s a Shakespeare reference, something dealing with a hit YA author’s marketing theory, and the history of electrical illumination. That preamble lead to art’s natural frustration between balancing light (presumably, all the good parts) with heat (the effort it took to get there) … at least, I think that’s where we got to.

painting of strange figure with many eyeballs and plaid flesh by artist John Lee
“Running Tangled Everyman” by John Lee

However we arrived, the combined show is a two-great-tastes affair for sure. The contrast between David’s precision and Lee’s let-it-all-hang-out maximalism won’t be lost on anyone. You’ll have to get in nose-to-the-glass close to see the detail in David’s penstrokes and pyrography (wood burning with a stylus); Lee’s figures will read from Kennywood.

wooden bird made from cut, burned, and stained wood by artist Rachel McFarlane David
wooden bird by Rachel McFarlane David

“I thoroughly enjoy John’s work and mindset,” David says, “We think differently and we work differently, but there’s a commonality in the work.”

Both artists are frequent users of recycled and repurposed materials, for one, and they both love color. John Lee’s affection for cardboard is hard to miss, but David’s work on wood is much more stealthy. The source material comes from discarded cookware and furniture, wood scraps and curbside pickups from neighborhood walks. Some of the artworks’ former lives are obvious—there are a couple cutting boards that still look like cutting boards. Others require a peek at the back for a hint at the wood’s source.

wooden cutting board turned into intricate art by Rachel McFarlane David
a well cut cutting board, Rachel McFarlane David

More Heat Than Light happens this Saturday, May 11, 6-9pm, at Unsmoke Systems: 1137 Braddock Ave, Braddock, PA.

painting of figure decorated like broken pottery
“Blue And White Pottery Birdman” by John Lee
collaboration between artists Rachel McFarlane David and John Lee including birds, each with a large human foot attached
birds/feet, collaboration between both artists
small folk art-like drawing of flowers by artist Rachel McFarlane David
flowers mini, drawing by Rachel McFarlane David
artist John Lee in front of large painting
Keep your fingers crossed. John Lee amongst friends.

Big Mary Country: An Orbit Vacation Postcard from La Tierra de María, México

dramatic installation of Mary with heart and daggers in Catholic basilica
Holy Mother of Jesus! Big Catholic, Ciudad de México-style

I know, I know … I know. Wrong holiday, dude! Christmas was three months ago—this one’s supposed to be about Jesus!

Believe me: in just a ten-day survey, there were Jesuses, crucifixes, arrows, death beds, and blood aplenty. Dyed eggs and bunnies? Notsomuch. If your author had properly thought ahead, maybe he’d have been able to put together a legit Easter sud de la frontera post, but this Easter—at least, here at The Orbit—you’re stuck with Mary.

statue of Mary with tears
Crying time again. Crystalized teardrops Mary, San Miguel de Allende

But with Mary—Mary!—we can’t keep away! Pittsburgh loves Mary, but compared to central Mexico, she may as well be Roger Staubach. Mary is ev-ery-where: Painted on the stucco walls of hillside homes and carved into public statuary. She’s mass-replicated on keychains and tchotchkes, trucker caps and shot glasses. And the churches—holy heck! The churches make our over-the-top look under-the-radar. Mary on high with cherubs and well-wishers; Mary chilling in her clamshell crib, decked-out in a crown-like halo and office-to-the-club goldleaf onepiece.

It’s Easter—who’s got time for this blathering when we’ve got teeth to rot and guilt to lay down? Have a nice Sunday, whether you observe the holiday or not. Remember: it’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

mural of Virgin Mary of Guadalupe painted on exterior house wall
Mary de la escaleras, Guanajuato
statue of Mary inside Catholic church
Flying cherubs Mary, Guanajuato
mural of Virgin Mary of Guadalupe painted on exterior house wall
Alley mural Mary, Guanajuato
mural of Virgin Mary of Guadalupe painted on exterior house wall
Big Mary, little Mary, San Miguel de Allende
religious statuettes for sale
Only 120 pesos (about $7.25) for a good-sized Mary, Mexico City
carved statue of Mary in Catholic church
A little-bit-nutty Mary, Tepotzotlán
statue of Mary inside Catholic church
Melodrama Mary, Tepotzotlán
religious statuettes for sale
Mary and friends, Mexico City
statue of Mary inside Catholic church
Hello halo! San Miguel de Allende
shrine to Virgin Mary of Guadalupe on bright-colored wall
Flowers and garlands Mary, San Miguel de Allende
colorful Mary-shaped bottles of holy water for sale
Agua para bendecir (holy water) Mary, Mexico City
protected grotto for Mary in dry hillside
Hillside grotto Mary, Guanajuato

Ghost Sign Story: Home is Where the Ghosts Are

faded hand-painted sign for Kaufmann's Department Store painted on brick wall
Everything Under the Sun: Kaufmann’s, The Big Store. One of many ghost signs for home goods. Tarentum

Everything under the sun! Everything for everybody! Everything to wear!

Believe it or not, The Internet didn’t invent superlatives, big promises, and in-your-face advertising. No, it just ceased to make them mean anything.

We’re back with our second catch-all review of the ghost signs cleaned out of the attic. This time: house goods—department stores, clothing, furniture, hardware—you get the idea.

faded hand-painted sign for Kaufmann's Department Store painted on brick wall
Kaufmann’s, Homestead
hand-painted sign for clothing store painted on brick wall
Ike ? Clothing, Ford City
faded hand-painted sign for department store painted on brick wall
Sack’s Dept. Store, Burgettstown
hand-painted sign for department store painted on brick wall
Brooks Department Store, Monessen
faded hand-painted sign for clothing store painted on brick wall
Israel Simon Bargain Store, Southside
faded hand-painted sign for clothing store painted on brick wall
Gusky’s #1, Lawrenceville
faded hand-painted sign for clothing store painted on brick wall
Gusky’s #2, Lawrenceville
faded hand-painted sign for department store painted on brick wall
Stern’s, Monessen
faded hand-painted sign for department store painted on brick wall
Shenkan’s, Tarentum
hand-painted sign for furniture store painted on brick wall
Housermann Furniture, Wheeling, WV
hand-painted sign for furniture store painted on brick wall
Goorin & Harris, Furniture and Appliances, Rochester, PA
faded hand-painted sign for hardware store painted on brick wall
Quality Hardware, Pittston, PA
hand-painted sign for hardware store painted on brick wall
Fink’s Hardware, Tyrone, PA
faded hand-painted sign for hardware store painted on brick wall
(unknown) paint, Duquesne
dilapidated sign for retail store
Independent, New Kensington
faded hand-painted sign for appliance parts store painted on brick wall
Universal Appliance Parts, Wheeling
hand-painted sign for tuxedo rental painted on brick wall
Basilon’s Tuxedo Rental & Sales, Ambridge
faded hand-painted sign for sporting goods store painted on brick wall
Oscar Robbins, Uptown
faded hand-painted sign for dry cleaners painted on brick wall
Manuel’s Dry Cleaners, Weirton, WV
faded hand-painted sign painted on brick wall
John White Cash or Credit, Beaver Falls
faded hand-painted sign for variety store painted on brick wall
Mr. Magoo’s Variety Store, Allentown